Cloud Girlfriend promises to post things on your Facebook wall to make it look like you’re not single.

The official website defines Cloud Girlfriend as “the social network girlfriend,” asking visitors for their email addresses to be notified of the launch. Text in the middle of the page says:

Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.

The application has yet to launch, but people familiar with Facebook’s terms of service agree that Cloud Girlfriend won’t last long.

One poster on Hacker News cleverly compared Cloud Girlfriend to “Brownie Boyfriend,” a skit that appeared on “Saturday Night Live.” Watch it below this post.